- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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