This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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