Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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sharks

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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