Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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world peace

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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