man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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GADZOOKS!

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Z.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Women's rights.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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