Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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