Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

one day i went to bed

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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