- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Bob dole

Do your parents know you're gay?

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Patriarchy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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