- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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