Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

mc hammers income.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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