- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

She said no

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

whats a dick a dick

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Jesus was a good guy

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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