What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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