- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Netflix and chill

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Get on your knees Ho

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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