tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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My pet rock died.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Justin's hair

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kkk

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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