What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

one day i went to bed

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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