- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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