- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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