- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

what do u call a black person by his name

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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