- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

She said no

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

whats a dick a dick

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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