Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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IU football

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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