I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

shauns beautiful

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

guhhjghkjghjgkwefyuwefgehdfbfryfgwdfhdbfadhfbewifoyqgefhqjdbsjdkdfbnqerwifuqbdjsa wuefgeyfgdshkjjhgfiuyegfdhfbdksabnfehwbfeiofqwrypweqiryewpiryewufhdjfbxncmsbahewf bdcuhbwewhuxnyfurgbcyuiwfbewcyiubnyfeurieixybnqweircbnewociuxnbweu crbweyuicyxbreuwxcybewuoiqbyxeowucybnqweucbnowieywicybrqweiubncyqoweubnrcyuowiebno

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

GONNA

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...