- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Wy did the chicken?

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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