A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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