A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Lil' Wayne

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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you just contradicted yourself.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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