4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Matt is not funny.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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