A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Spread the net.

cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Anti Joke

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