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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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