what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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women's rights

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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