"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Why did I get raped

Soccer...

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

rose are red violets should be purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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