press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

peter charastabopouloulous

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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