- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Knock knock. Come in.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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