Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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