A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Stephen Walking.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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