Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Meow.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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