What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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School

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Penis.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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