- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Get in the Batmobile.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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