Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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a man walks into horse bar

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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