an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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