The cow went moo

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whats really hot the sun

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Chicken

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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