Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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