- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

the asian kid gets an F

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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