Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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