- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Not Steve Jobs

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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