- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

A horse cantered into a bar.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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