What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

I have no ideas.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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