Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What did I do last night?work

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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