hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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#scabbers

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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