Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Murder me once, shame on you.

A walrus walks into a bar

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Your mom.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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