whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Justin Beiber

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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WNBA

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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