What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Joe Biden

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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